ActorTracker
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A police officer investigates a rash of vicious condom attacks on the male guests of a New York hotel. [NR]
Fri Apr 03 12:00 AM on LOGO [139]Sat Apr 04 3:30 AM on LOGO [139]Starring: Udo Samel
, Peter Lohmeyer
, Marc Richter
, Leonard Lansink
, Iris Berben
, Henning Schlüter
, Ron Williams
, Ralf Wolter
, Adriana Altaras
, Evelyn Kunneke
, Gerd Wameling
Directed by: Martin Walz
Producer: Ralph S. Dietrich
, Harald Reichebner
In 1960s Wyoming two cowboys (Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal) begin a secret romance that endures through many years and each one's shaky marriage. [R]
Fri Apr 03 12:05 AM on HBO Signature [555]Tue Apr 07 6:45 PM on HBO Signature [555]Sat Apr 11 4:45 PM on HBO Signature [555]Wed Apr 15 11:55 PM on HBO [550]Wed Apr 15 11:55 PM on HBO Latino [558]Thu Apr 16 2:55 AM on HBO Digital Feed [549]Thu Apr 16 2:55 AM on HBO [551]Starring: Heath Ledger
, Jake Gyllenhaal
, Linda Cardellini
, Anna Faris
, Anne Hathaway
, Michelle Williams
, Randy Quaid
, Graham Beckel
, Scott Michael Campbell
, David Harbour
, Kate Mara
, Roberta Maxwell
, Peter McRobbie
Directed by: Ang Lee
Producer: Diana Ossana
, James Schamus
Drugs and crime bond an aging drug dealer (James Woods) and his maternal girlfriend (Melanie Griffith) with a teen junkie (Vincent Kartheiser) and his lover. [R]
Fri Apr 03 12:15 AM on Showtime Extreme [582]Sat Apr 04 11:00 PM on Showtime Showcase [580]Thu Apr 09 1:15 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Fri Apr 10 11:45 PM on Showtime Extreme [582]Wed Apr 15 10:00 PM on Showtime Extreme [582]Starring: James Woods
, Melanie Griffith
, Vincent Kartheiser
, Natasha Gregson Wagner
, James Otis
, Paul Hipp
, Brent Briscoe
, Peter Sarsgaard
, Kim Flowers
, Branden Williams
Directed by: Larry Clark
A psychiatrist (Jeff Bridges) tries to determine how best to help a patient (Kevin Spacey) who convincingly claims to be from a distant galaxy. [PG-13]
Fri Apr 03 12:30 AM on Universal HD [660]Starring: Kevin Spacey
, Jeff Bridges
, Mary McCormack
, Alfre Woodard
, David Patrick Kelly
, Saul Williams
, Peter Gerety
, Celia Weston
, Ajay Naidu
, Tracy Vilar
, Melanee Murray
, John Toles-Bey
, Kimberly Scott
, Brian Howe
, Mary Mara
, Aaron Paul
, William Lucking
Directed by: Iain Softley
Fri Apr 03 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Ryan thinks Kendall wants to get back together with Zach; J.R. and Krystal reach a stalemate; Kendall and Zach receive alarming news.
Fri Apr 03 7:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Ryan thinks Kendall wants to get back together with Zach; J.R. and Krystal reach a stalemate; Kendall and Zach receive alarming news.
Sat Apr 04 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Erica wants Ryan to stay away from Kendall; J.R. gets upsetting news about Adam; Aidan looks into Annie's past.
Tue Apr 07 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Tue Apr 07 7:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Wed Apr 08 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Wed Apr 08 7:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Thu Apr 09 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Thu Apr 09 7:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Fri Apr 10 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Fri Apr 10 7:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Sat Apr 11 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Tue Apr 14 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Tue Apr 14 7:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Wed Apr 15 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Wed Apr 15 7:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Thu Apr 16 1:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Thu Apr 16 7:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Starring: Susan Lucci
, Michael E. Knight
, Cameron Mathison
, Rebecca Budig
, Thorsten Kaye
, Alicia Minshew
, David Canary
, Jacob Young
, Debbi Morgan
, Darnell Williams
, Bobbie Eakes
, Walt Willey
, Aiden Turner
, Melissa Claire Egan
, Colin Egglesfield
, Eileen Herlie
, Jill Larson
, Ray Mac
Shakespeare's Danish prince (Kenneth Branagh) avenges his father, slain by his mother's (Julie Christie) new husband. [PG-13]
Fri Apr 03 1:20 AM on HBO Family [557]Sat Apr 11 9:30 PM on HBO Family [557]Tue Apr 14 8:00 AM on HBO Plus [553]Starring: Kenneth Branagh
, Julie Christie
, Billy Crystal
, Gérard Depardieu
, Charlton Heston
, Derek Jacobi
, Jack Lemmon
, Rufus Sewell
, Robin Williams
, Kate Winslet
, Richard Attenborough
, Brian Blessed
, Richard Briers
, Judi Dench
, Reece Dinsdale
, Ken Dodd
, Nicholas Farrell
, Ray Fear
Directed by: Kenneth Branagh
Producer: David Barron
A New York detective (Robert Davi) hunts the unreal title character, now teamed up with a killer of strippers. [R]
Fri Apr 03 1:50 AM on The Movie Channel [591]Starring: Robert Davi
, Claudia Christian
, Michael Lerner
, Bruce Campbell
, Laurene Landon
, Robert Z'dar
, Clarence Williams III
, Leo Rossi
, Lou Bonacki
Directed by: William Lustig
Producer: Lawrence J. Cohen
Fri Apr 03 2:00 AM on TV Land [163]Charles flaunts his warm polar suit before cold comrades.
Fri Apr 03 2:30 AM on TV Land [163]The 4077th is seen through a wounded soldier's eyes.
Fri Apr 03 3:00 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]A possible attack causes nurses and patients to leave the camp.
Fri Apr 03 3:30 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Hawkeye sends out for barbecued ribs from Chicago.
Fri Apr 03 4:00 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Hawkeye tape-records a colorful letter to his father.
Fri Apr 03 4:30 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]A dog bites Radar; Hawkeye treats hysterical paralysis.
Fri Apr 03 5:00 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Radar rescues a lamb destined for a Greek dinner.
Fri Apr 03 5:30 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Trapper shares a shed with Margaret during a bomb attack.
Mon Apr 06 3:00 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Camp activities include a lecture, movie and cookout.
Mon Apr 06 3:30 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]A visiting surgeon (Robert Alda) has a drinking problem.
Mon Apr 06 4:00 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Hawkeye is placed under house arrest for punching Frank.
Mon Apr 06 4:30 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Hawkeye, Margaret and Klinger help a makeshift aid station.
Mon Apr 06 5:00 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]The surgeons help a Korean soldier see his pregnant wife.
Mon Apr 06 5:30 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur.
Tue Apr 07 2:00 AM on TV Land [163]Col. Flagg arrives to break a penicillin-smuggling ring.
Tue Apr 07 2:30 AM on TV Land [163]New commander Col. Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) arrives.
Tue Apr 07 3:00 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]A payday mix-up brings Hawkeye $3,000.
Tue Apr 07 3:30 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Col. Flagg arrives to break a penicillin-smuggling ring.
Tue Apr 07 4:00 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Frank prepares for command when Henry gets his discharge.
Tue Apr 07 4:30 PM on Hallmark Channel [19]Frank takes over; Hawkeye pursues departing Trapper.
Starring: Alan Alda
, Harry Morgan
, Larry Linville
, Mike Farrell
, Gary Burghoff
, Loretta Swit
, Jamie Farr
, William Christopher
Fri Apr 03 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Gigi makes a sacrifice; Todd tries to take advantage of Tea's feelings; things get hot between Layla and Cristian.
Fri Apr 03 8:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Gigi makes a sacrifice; Todd tries to take advantage of Tea's feelings; things get hot between Layla and Cristian.
Sat Apr 04 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Starr flirts with Schuyler; Stacy plans to get what she wants; Todd gets an unpleasant surprise.
Tue Apr 07 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Tue Apr 07 8:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Wed Apr 08 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Wed Apr 08 8:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Thu Apr 09 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Thu Apr 09 8:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Fri Apr 10 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Fri Apr 10 8:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Sat Apr 11 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Tue Apr 14 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Tue Apr 14 8:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Wed Apr 15 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Wed Apr 15 8:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Thu Apr 16 2:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Thu Apr 16 8:00 AM on SoapNet [158]Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
A suburban couple's (Craig T. Nelson, JoBeth Williams) little girl is drawn from her bedroom into a nightmarish other dimension. [PG]
Fri Apr 03 2:00 AM on AMC [67]Mon Apr 13 3:00 PM on AMC [67]Starring: Craig T. Nelson
, JoBeth Williams
, Beatrice Straight
, Dominique Dunne
, Oliver Robins
, Heather O'Rourke
, Zelda Rubinstein
, Martin Casella
, Richard Lawson
, Michael McManus
, Virginia Kiser
, James Karen
, Lou Perry
, Clair Leucart
, Dirk Blocker
Directed by: Tobe Hooper
, Steven Spielberg
Producer: Frank Marshall
, Steven Spielberg
Fri Apr 03 2:30 AM on The Word Network [486]Fri Apr 10 2:30 AM on The Word Network [486]Fri Apr 03 2:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy tapes her mouth shut to keep a secret from Ethel.
Fri Apr 03 10:00 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]The Ricardos want to cancel a subleasing agreement.
Fri Apr 03 10:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy fakes a crisis to test Ricky's love for her.
Sat Apr 04 2:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy and Ethel revert to old-fashioned ways.
Mon Apr 06 10:00 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy tries to snare a husband for her lonely friend.
Mon Apr 06 10:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Ricky hires a business manager to handle the finances.
Tue Apr 07 2:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy believes her marriage is not legal.
Tue Apr 07 10:00 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy devises a new way to crash Ricky's show.
Tue Apr 07 10:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy plays maid to help the Mertzes impress guests.
Wed Apr 08 2:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Ricky accuses Lucy of being a compulsive thief.
Wed Apr 08 10:00 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy unwittingly attacks a movie talent scout.
Wed Apr 08 10:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Ricky arrives in Hollywood to take a screen test.
Thu Apr 09 2:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy tries to emulate Ricky's former Cuban partner.
Thu Apr 09 10:00 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy meets her mother-in-law for the first time.
Thu Apr 09 10:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy helps Fred choose a birthday gift for Ethel.
Fri Apr 10 2:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Economically minded Lucy buys a freezer.
Fri Apr 10 10:00 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Ricky waits anxiously to hear about his screen test.
Fri Apr 10 10:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy plans Ricky's triumphal arrival in Hollywood.
Sat Apr 11 2:30 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy convinces Ricky to let her do a TV commercial.
Mon Apr 13 10:00 AM on Hallmark Channel [19]Lucy persuades Ricky to give her driving lessons.
Directed by: Bill Asher
Producer: Jess Oppenheimer
A doctor (Veronica Hamel) links a boy's (Zachary Charles) strange illness to his mother's (Pam Dawber) rare disorder called Munchausen syndrome by proxy. [NR]
Fri Apr 03 3:00 AM on Lifetime Movie Network [504]Starring: Veronica Hamel
, Pam Dawber
, Zachary Charles
, Jeff Williams
, Connie Craig
, Daniel Hugh Kelly
, Daniel Benzali
, Regina Krueger
, Lois Hicks
, John Ashton
, Lisa Jakub
, Susan Rinell
, Tobey Maguire
Directed by: Sandor Stern
Producer: David Thomas
, Ronnie Kahn
The daughter (Kelly Rowan) of a New Orleans aristocrat ties his murder to the legend of an artist (Tony Todd) fitted with a hook. [R]
Fri Apr 03 3:00 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Sat Apr 04 3:30 AM on Showtime [576]Sat Apr 04 3:30 AM on Showtime Digital [574]Tue Apr 14 1:00 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Starring: Tony Todd
, Kelly Rowan
, Timothy Carhart
, Veronica Cartwright
, William O'Leary
, Fay Hauser
, Joshua Gibran Mayweather
, Bill Nunn
, Matt Clark
, David Gianopoulos
Directed by: Bill Condon
Producer: Gregg Fienberg
, Sigurjon Sighvatsson
Fri Apr 03 3:00 AM on Cartoon Network [42]Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
Fri Apr 03 3:30 AM on Cartoon Network [42]Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.
Fri Apr 03 6:30 PM on KCPQ [13]Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan then fears he has cancer after spending too much time in a tanning booth.
Fri Apr 03 6:30 PM on KCPQDT [113]Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan then fears he has cancer after spending too much time in a tanning booth.
Fri Apr 03 8:00 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.
Fri Apr 03 8:30 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show.
Fri Apr 03 11:00 PM on KCPQ [13]After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
Fri Apr 03 11:00 PM on KCPQDT [113]After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
Sun Apr 05 6:00 PM on KCPQ [13]Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.
Sun Apr 05 6:00 PM on KCPQDT [113]Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.
Sun Apr 05 6:30 PM on KCPQ [13]Lois loses $20,000 gambling at the Indian casino.
Sun Apr 05 6:30 PM on KCPQDT [113]Lois loses $20,000 gambling at the Indian casino.
Sun Apr 05 8:30 PM on KCPQDT [113]Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.
Sun Apr 05 9:00 PM on KCPQ [13]Bonnie gives birth to a baby girl named Susie; Joe borrows money from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills.
Sun Apr 05 9:00 PM on KCPQDT [113]Bonnie gives birth to a baby girl named Susie; Joe borrows money from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills.
Sun Apr 05 9:30 PM on KCPQ [13]Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.
Sun Apr 05 10:30 PM on Cartoon Network [42]Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
Sun Apr 05 11:00 PM on Cartoon Network [42]When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard for a vacation; Brian professes his undying love for Lois, which tests his friendship with Peter.
Mon Apr 06 2:30 AM on Cartoon Network [42]Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
Mon Apr 06 3:00 AM on Cartoon Network [42]When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard for a vacation; Brian professes his undying love for Lois, which tests his friendship with Peter.
A college student (Jared Leto) and a former rail worker (Danny Glover) are suspects in an FBI agent's (Dennis Quaid) hunt for a serial killer who abducted his son. [R]
Fri Apr 03 3:30 AM on HBO Plus [553]Starring: Dennis Quaid
, Danny Glover
, Jared Leto
, R. Lee Ermey
, Ted Levine
, William Fichtner
, Leo Burmester
, Merle Kennedy
, Julio Oscar Mechoso
, Orville Stoeber
Directed by: Jeb Stuart
Producer: Gale Anne Hurd
A sympathetic police detective (Charlize Theron) helps a retired Army sergeant (Tommy Lee Jones) uncover the fate of his son, who went missing shortly after returning from Iraq. [R]
Fri Apr 03 8:15 AM on MoreMAX [565]Tue Apr 14 2:45 PM on MoreMAX [565]Starring: Tommy Lee Jones
, Charlize Theron
, Jason Patric
, Susan Sarandon
, James Franco
, Barry Corbin
, Josh Brolin
, Frances Fisher
, Wes Chatham
, Jake McLaughlin
, Jonathan Tucker
, Brad William Henke
, Brent Briscoe
, Rick Gonzalez
, Kathy Lamkin
Directed by: Paul Haggis
Producer: Paul Haggis
, Laurence Becsey
, Patrick Wachsberger
, Steve Samuels
, Darlene Caamano Loquet
Fri Apr 03 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Sid and his friends use wheels, inclined planes, levers and pulleys to get his stuffed animal panda to the top of the slide.
Fri Apr 03 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Sid and his friends use wheels, inclined planes, levers and pulleys to get his stuffed animal panda to the top of the slide.
Mon Apr 06 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]A great way to stay healthy and keep germs away is to wash hands with soap and water.
Mon Apr 06 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]A great way to stay healthy and keep germs away is to wash hands with soap and water.
Tue Apr 07 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Sid learns about the different kinds of teeth and what they do.
Tue Apr 07 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Sid learns about the different kinds of teeth and what they do.
Wed Apr 08 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Sid and his friends find out that eating only cake for each meal would make their bodies feel terrible.
Wed Apr 08 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Sid and his friends find out that eating only cake for each meal would make their bodies feel terrible.
Thu Apr 09 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Exercising is a great way to stay healthy and keep the body feeling good.
Thu Apr 09 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Exercising is a great way to stay healthy and keep the body feeling good.
Fri Apr 10 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Washing hands to avoid germs, eating nutritious foods, brushing teeth and exercising are the best ways to stay healthy.
Fri Apr 10 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Washing hands to avoid germs, eating nutritious foods, brushing teeth and exercising are the best ways to stay healthy.
Mon Apr 13 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Sid uses nonstandard measurement to measure a giant blue whale.
Mon Apr 13 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Sid uses nonstandard measurement to measure a giant blue whale.
Tue Apr 14 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Sid uses estimation to guess how many seashells are in a jar.
Tue Apr 14 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Sid uses estimation to guess how many seashells are in a jar.
Wed Apr 15 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Sid and his friends explore the world around them by using a magnifying glass.
Wed Apr 15 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Sid and his friends explore the world around them by using a magnifying glass.
Thu Apr 16 8:30 AM on KCTSDT [109]Sid needs to fill his chore chart with stickers in order to get a new rocket ship toy.
Thu Apr 16 8:30 AM on KCTS [9]Sid needs to fill his chore chart with stickers in order to get a new rocket ship toy.
During the Civil War, Union and Confederate soldiers clash at Bull Run, Fredericksburg and Chancellorsville in this prequel to 1993's "Gettysburg." [PG-13]
Fri Apr 03 8:45 AM on HBO Signature [555]Starring: Jeff Daniels
, Stephen Lang
, Robert Duvall
, Mira Sorvino
, Kevin Conway
, C. Thomas Howell
, Frankie Faison
, Matt Letscher
, Jeremy London
, William Sanderson
, Kali Rocha
, Brian Mallon
, Mia Dillon
, Donzaleigh Abernathy
, George Allen
, Bruce Boxleitner
, Bo Brinkman
, Robert C. By
Directed by: Ronald F. Maxwell
Fri Apr 03 9:00 AM on Spike TV [57]Grissom discovers a previously undetected forensic clue on a piece of evidence during a murder trial, and the new assistant lab director seizes the opportunity to put Grissom and his team under the microscope.
Fri Apr 03 10:00 AM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and his team look for a killer after the remains of a young boy starved to death are found in a plastic container.
Fri Apr 03 11:00 AM on Spike TV [57]A Sherlock Holmes enthusiast is murdered in his perfectly re-created, Victorian-era, Baker Street study, and the CSI team needs to find the killer.
Fri Apr 03 12:00 PM on Spike TV [57]The team finds a dead baby rattlesnake in the throat of a decapitated human head, sending investigators into a dangerous underground world that glamorizes violence and brutality.
Fri Apr 03 1:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Two female corpses are discovered in the construction area at a new housing development, leading investigators into the world of Russian mail-order brides.
Fri Apr 03 2:00 PM on Spike TV [57]When a hunter and a bear are found dead on the outskirts of Las Vegas, detectives suspect a third party was involved in the killings.
Fri Apr 03 7:00 PM on Spike TV [57]A Sherlock Holmes enthusiast is murdered in his perfectly re-created, Victorian-era, Baker Street study, and the CSI team needs to find the killer.
Sat Apr 04 4:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and Catherine investigate the death of a woman found in a lake; Nick and Sara investigate an apparent suicide.
Sat Apr 04 5:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and Warrick investigate the death of a young man found in the desert; Catherine and Nick investigate the murder of a school dean.
Sat Apr 04 6:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and Nick are called to identify a young woman and find her killer; Warrick and Sara investigate the shooting of a cop.
Sat Apr 04 7:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and his team investigate a quadruple homicide.
Sat Apr 04 8:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and Catherine investigate the death of a woman found in a lake; Nick and Sara investigate an apparent suicide.
Sat Apr 04 9:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and Warrick investigate the death of a young man found in the desert; Catherine and Nick investigate the murder of a school dean.
Sat Apr 04 10:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and Nick are called to identify a young woman and find her killer; Warrick and Sara investigate the shooting of a cop.
Sat Apr 04 11:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom and his team investigate a quadruple homicide.
Mon Apr 06 7:00 PM on Spike TV [57]A larger-than-life casino owner is found dead and stripped of clothing in his driveway, and the CSI teams join forces to find the cause of death as they probe a world of men who wear diapers and love to be coddled.
Mon Apr 06 8:00 PM on Spike TV [57]The team searches for a killer at a convention for overweight adults; a wad of cash and some betting slips are found near a dead body on the outskirts of town, taking the detectives into the world of high-stakes gambling.
Wed Apr 08 7:00 PM on Spike TV [57]While investigating a serial killer, the team lifts a fingerprint from an old crime scene that they link to Jesse Acheson (Stephen Baldwin), who becomes their prime suspect.
Wed Apr 08 8:00 PM on Spike TV [57]Grissom finds a connection between the suicide of a woman in the Las Vegas wilderness and the slaughter of an entire family in a suburban home.
Thu Apr 09 7:00 PM on Spike TV [57]The team simultaneously investigates the deaths of an auto-convention model, a boy beaten and burned to death, and a bodybuilder exposed to a toxic mold.
Starring: William Petersen
, Marg Helgenberger
, Gary Dourdan
, George Eads
, Jorja Fox
, Paul Guilfoyle
, Robert David Hall
Directed by: Terrence O'Hara
Guests: David Berman
, Wallace Langham
, Romy Rosemont
, Jose Zuniga
, Joseph Patrick Kelly
, Michael P. Byrne
, Patricia Bethune
, Chauncey Leopardi
, Scottie Epstein
, Raymond Ma
, Reni Santoni
, Victoria Reiniger
, Robert Cicchini
Producer: William Petersen
Two losers (Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor) dressed as big birds for a bank's PR stunt go to prison after two other big birds rob it. [R]
Fri Apr 03 9:30 AM on AMC [67]Starring: Gene Wilder
, Richard Pryor
, Georg Stanford Brown
, JoBeth Williams
, Miguelangelo Suarez
, Craig T. Nelson
, Barry Corbin
, Erland van Lidth de Jeude
, Lee Purcell
Directed by: Sidney Poitier
Fri Apr 03 9:30 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Fri Apr 03 10:00 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Sat Apr 04 4:30 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Steve misleads a beautiful woman (Kellita Smith) into believing his sight is impaired.
Sat Apr 04 5:00 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Control-freak Regina causes problems when Steve agrees to let her stay at his place.
Sat Apr 04 7:00 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Matters take a turn for the worse when Grandma Puddin' disapproves of Lovita.
Sat Apr 04 7:30 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Steve uses Romeo for bait when he poses as a single father to attract a woman.
Sat Apr 04 8:00 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Steve acts a like fool while pursuing a woman, and his friends intervene to save his dignity.
Sun Apr 05 4:25 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Steve fills in for Regina as acting principal for a few days.
Mon Apr 06 9:30 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Mon Apr 06 10:00 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Tue Apr 07 9:30 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Tue Apr 07 10:00 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Wed Apr 08 4:00 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Steve fills in for Regina's charity bachelor-auction.
Wed Apr 08 4:30 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Extravagant plans for New Year's fall apart.
Wed Apr 08 9:30 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Wed Apr 08 10:00 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Thu Apr 09 4:30 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Cedric wants to relive his wild youth by streaking.
Thu Apr 09 9:30 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Thu Apr 09 10:00 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Fri Apr 10 9:30 AM on BET J [481]A musician works as an inner-city music teacher.
Personality quirks and inadequacies come to the surface when two men (Seann William Scott, John C. Reilly) vie for the top job in a grocery chain's new store. [R]
Fri Apr 03 10:15 AM on MoreMAX [565]Fri Apr 03 9:00 PM on MoreMAX [565]Fri Apr 10 11:00 AM on CineMAX [562]Fri Apr 10 2:00 PM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Fri Apr 10 2:00 PM on CineMAX [561]Fri Apr 10 5:30 PM on CineMAX [562]Fri Apr 10 8:30 PM on CineMAX [561]Fri Apr 10 8:30 PM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Mon Apr 13 11:45 AM on MoreMAX [565]Thu Apr 16 9:30 AM on CineMAX [562]Thu Apr 16 12:30 PM on CineMAX [561]Thu Apr 16 12:30 PM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Thu Apr 16 5:30 PM on CineMAX [562]Thu Apr 16 8:30 PM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Thu Apr 16 8:30 PM on CineMAX [561]Starring: Seann William Scott
, John C. Reilly
, Jenna Fischer
, Lili Taylor
, Fred Armisen
, Gil Bellows
, Bobby Cannavale
, Rick Gonzalez
, Chris Conrad
, David Hernandez
Directed by: Steve Conrad
Producer: Jessika Borsiczky
, Steven A. Jones
In 1968 the lives of a retired doorman, lounge singer, busboy, beautician and others intersect in the wake of Robert F. Kennedy's assassination at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles. [R]
Fri Apr 03 10:35 AM on Showtime Digital [574]Fri Apr 03 10:35 AM on Showtime [576]Sun Apr 05 11:15 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Mon Apr 06 5:00 PM on Showtime Digital [574]Mon Apr 06 5:00 PM on Showtime [576]Tue Apr 07 4:15 AM on Showtime [576]Tue Apr 07 4:15 AM on Showtime Digital [574]Fri Apr 10 3:15 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Sat Apr 11 11:00 AM on Showtime Digital [574]Sat Apr 11 11:00 AM on Showtime [576]Sun Apr 12 3:55 AM on Showtime [576]Sun Apr 12 3:55 AM on Showtime Digital [574]Tue Apr 14 10:45 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Wed Apr 15 1:30 PM on Showtime Digital [574]Wed Apr 15 1:30 PM on Showtime [576]Starring: Anthony Hopkins
, Harry Belafonte
, William H. Macy
, Sharon Stone
, Christian Slater
, Freddy Rodriguez
, Laurence Fishburne
, Demi Moore
, Emilio Estevez
, Martin Sheen
, Helen Hunt
, Lindsay Lohan
, Elijah Wood
, Nick Cannon
, Heather Graham
, Ashton Kutcher
, David Krumholtz
, Shia L
Directed by: Emilio Estevez
In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician (Jason Segel) encounters his former lover and her new boyfriend. [R]
Fri Apr 03 11:30 AM on CineMAX [562]Fri Apr 03 2:30 PM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Fri Apr 03 2:30 PM on CineMAX [561]Fri Apr 03 7:00 PM on CineMAX [562]Fri Apr 03 10:00 PM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Fri Apr 03 10:00 PM on CineMAX [561]Sat Apr 11 11:00 AM on CineMAX [562]Sat Apr 11 2:00 PM on CineMAX [561]Sat Apr 11 2:00 PM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Sat Apr 11 9:50 PM on CineMAX [562]Sun Apr 12 12:50 AM on CineMAX [561]Sun Apr 12 12:50 AM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Starring: Jason Segel
, Kristen Bell
, Mila Kunis
, Russell Brand
, Bill Hader
, Liz Cackowski
, Jack McBrayer
, Taylor Wily
, Da'Vone McDonald
, Steve Landesberg
, Jonah Hill
, Paul Rudd
, Kala Alexander
, Branscombe Richmond
, Billy Bush
, Jason Bateman
, William Baldwin
Directed by: Nick Stoller
Producer: Judd Apatow
, Shauna Robertson
Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Fri Apr 03 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Fri Apr 03 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Mon Apr 06 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Mon Apr 06 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Tue Apr 07 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Tue Apr 07 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Wed Apr 08 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Wed Apr 08 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Thu Apr 09 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Thu Apr 09 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Fri Apr 10 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Fri Apr 10 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Mon Apr 13 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Mon Apr 13 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Tue Apr 14 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Tue Apr 14 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Wed Apr 15 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Wed Apr 15 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Thu Apr 16 12:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Thu Apr 16 12:00 PM on KOMO [4]Starring: Susan Lucci
, Michael E. Knight
, Cameron Mathison
, Rebecca Budig
, Thorsten Kaye
, Alicia Minshew
, David Canary
, Jacob Young
, Debbi Morgan
, Darnell Williams
, Bobbie Eakes
, Walt Willey
, Aiden Turner
, Melissa Claire Egan
, Colin Egglesfield
, Eileen Herlie
, Jill Larson
, Ray Mac
Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Fri Apr 03 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Fri Apr 03 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Mon Apr 06 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Mon Apr 06 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Tue Apr 07 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Tue Apr 07 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Wed Apr 08 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Wed Apr 08 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Thu Apr 09 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Thu Apr 09 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Fri Apr 10 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Fri Apr 10 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Mon Apr 13 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Mon Apr 13 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Tue Apr 14 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Tue Apr 14 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Wed Apr 15 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Wed Apr 15 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Thu Apr 16 1:00 PM on KOMODT [104]Thu Apr 16 1:00 PM on KOMO [4]Capt. Kirk (William Shatner) and Capt. Picard (Patrick Stewart) team up to thwart mad Dr. Soran's (Malcolm McDowell) quest for the Nexus of joy. [PG]
Fri Apr 03 1:10 PM on HBO Family [557]Sun Apr 05 3:25 PM on HBO Family [557]Mon Apr 06 3:20 AM on HBO Family [557]Wed Apr 08 4:30 PM on HBO Family [557]Thu Apr 16 1:00 PM on HBO Family [557]Thu Apr 16 11:00 PM on HBO Family [557]Starring: Patrick Stewart
, William Shatner
, Malcolm McDowell
, Jonathan Frakes
, Brent Spiner
, LeVar Burton
, Michael Dorn
, Gates McFadden
, Marina Sirtis
, James Doohan
, Walter Koenig
, Whoopi Goldberg
, Barbara March
, Gwynyth Walsh
, Alan Ruck
Directed by: David Carson
Producer: Rick Berman
The Kid (Prince) fights his rival (Morris Day) for a singer (Apollonia Kotero) and Minneapolis rock-club success. [R]
Fri Apr 03 4:00 PM on Fuse [476]Fri Apr 03 9:30 PM on Fuse [476]Thu Apr 16 5:00 PM on Fuse [476]Thu Apr 16 8:30 PM on Fuse [476]Starring: Prince
, Apollonia Kotero
, Morris Day
, Jerome Benton
, Clarence Williams III
, Olga Karlatos
Directed by: Albert Magnoli
Fri Apr 03 4:00 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
Fri Apr 03 4:30 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]St. Valentine's Day finds Doug and Carrie reminiscing about the first time they met.
Fri Apr 03 6:00 PM on KSTWDT [111]After Arthur chooses their dinner and movie, Doug stews about not getting his way.
Fri Apr 03 6:00 PM on KSTW [11]After Arthur chooses their dinner and movie, Doug stews about not getting his way.
Fri Apr 03 6:30 PM on KSTWDT [111]The gang plays paintball to celebrate Deacon's birthday.
Fri Apr 03 6:30 PM on KSTW [11]The gang plays paintball to celebrate Deacon's birthday.
Sat Apr 04 4:00 PM on KSTW [11]Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him by replacing his beloved dog with look-alikes.
Sat Apr 04 4:00 PM on KSTWDT [111]Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him by replacing his beloved dog with look-alikes.
Sat Apr 04 6:00 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
Sat Apr 04 6:30 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
Sun Apr 05 4:00 PM on KSTW [11]Doug tries to keep secret from Carrie $5,000 he won in a gambling pool.
Sun Apr 05 4:00 PM on KSTWDT [111]Doug tries to keep secret from Carrie $5,000 he won in a gambling pool.
Mon Apr 06 4:00 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
Mon Apr 06 4:30 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Doug hides his losing trip to Atlantic City from Carrie.
Mon Apr 06 6:00 PM on KSTW [11]Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.
Mon Apr 06 6:00 PM on KSTWDT [111]Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.
Mon Apr 06 6:30 PM on KSTW [11]Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.
Mon Apr 06 6:30 PM on KSTWDT [111]Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.
Tue Apr 07 4:00 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.
Tue Apr 07 4:30 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Carrie's surprise birthday party for Arthur is ruined when Doug loses the guest of honor.
Directed by: Rob Schiller
A late-night radio host and self-described Casanova (Tim Meadows) searches for a lost love when he receives an unsigned letter boasting of her wealth. [R]
Fri Apr 03 4:30 PM on Comedy Central [60]Starring: Tim Meadows
, Karyn Parsons
, Billy Dee Williams
, Will Ferrell
, Lee Evans
, Tiffani Thiessen
, John Witherspoon
, Jill Talley
, Sofia Milos
, Eugene Levy
, Tamala Jones
, Julianne Moore
, Sean Thibodeau
Directed by: Reginald Hudlin
Producer: Lorne Michaels
Fri Apr 03 5:30 PM on KMYQ [10]In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.
Fri Apr 03 5:30 PM on KMYQDT [110]In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.
Fri Apr 03 6:00 PM on KMYQ [10]Cheryl thinks she is attending a lingerie party given by Andy's new girlfriend, then learns the hostess is selling sex toys.
Fri Apr 03 6:00 PM on KMYQDT [110]Cheryl thinks she is attending a lingerie party given by Andy's new girlfriend, then learns the hostess is selling sex toys.
Sat Apr 04 4:30 PM on KCPQ [13]Jim learns that his neighbor (Julie Newmar) has written a series of children's books, modeling a grumpy old man on him.
Sat Apr 04 4:30 PM on KCPQDT [113]Jim learns that his neighbor (Julie Newmar) has written a series of children's books, modeling a grumpy old man on him.
Mon Apr 06 5:30 PM on KMYQDT [110]Jim is dismayed when he has to drive Gracie to spelling bee tournaments all over the state.
Mon Apr 06 5:30 PM on KMYQ [10]Jim is dismayed when he has to drive Gracie to spelling bee tournaments all over the state.
Mon Apr 06 6:00 PM on KMYQDT [110]Jim suspects that the father (Joseph Bologna) of one of Ruby and Gracie's classmates is his own real father, who abandoned him as a child.
Mon Apr 06 6:00 PM on KMYQ [10]Jim suspects that the father (Joseph Bologna) of one of Ruby and Gracie's classmates is his own real father, who abandoned him as a child.
Tue Apr 07 5:30 PM on KMYQ [10]Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.
Tue Apr 07 5:30 PM on KMYQDT [110]Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.
Tue Apr 07 6:00 PM on KMYQ [10]After Jim makes a neighbor cry with a blunt remark at his backyard barbecue, Jim decides to reform and become the model of polite diplomacy.
Tue Apr 07 6:00 PM on KMYQDT [110]After Jim makes a neighbor cry with a blunt remark at his backyard barbecue, Jim decides to reform and become the model of polite diplomacy.
Wed Apr 08 5:30 PM on KMYQ [10]Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.
Wed Apr 08 5:30 PM on KMYQDT [110]Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.
Wed Apr 08 6:00 PM on KMYQ [10]Andy starts to play chess with Ryan on a regular basis, and jealous Jim assumes Andy is no longer his best friend.
Wed Apr 08 6:00 PM on KMYQDT [110]Andy starts to play chess with Ryan on a regular basis, and jealous Jim assumes Andy is no longer his best friend.
Thu Apr 09 5:30 PM on KMYQ [10]Confident Jim is crushed when he loses a hot-dog-eating contest to a petite woman, and Andy compounds Jim's sorrow by deciding to date the winner.
Thu Apr 09 5:30 PM on KMYQDT [110]Confident Jim is crushed when he loses a hot-dog-eating contest to a petite woman, and Andy compounds Jim's sorrow by deciding to date the winner.
Starring: Jim Belushi
, Courtney Thorne-Smith
, Kimberly Williams-Paisley
, Larry Joe Campbell
, Taylor Atelian
, Billi Bruno
, Conner Rayburn
Directed by: Lynn McCracken
Guests: Suzy Nakamura
, John Rubano
, Tony Braunagel
, Charlie Hartsock
, Doug Cameron
, Matthew Jones
Relationships grow and die in Pine Valley.
Fri Apr 03 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Mon Apr 06 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Tue Apr 07 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Wed Apr 08 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Thu Apr 09 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Fri Apr 10 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Mon Apr 13 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Tue Apr 14 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Wed Apr 15 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Thu Apr 16 8:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Starring: Susan Lucci
, Michael E. Knight
, Cameron Mathison
, Rebecca Budig
, Thorsten Kaye
, Alicia Minshew
, David Canary
, Jacob Young
, Debbi Morgan
, Darnell Williams
, Bobbie Eakes
, Walt Willey
, Aiden Turner
, Melissa Claire Egan
, Colin Egglesfield
, Eileen Herlie
, Jill Larson
, Ray Mac
Fri Apr 03 8:00 PM on KSTW [11]Chris refuses to do his chores; Mr. Omar decides to say whatever is on his mind.
Fri Apr 03 8:00 PM on KSTWDT [111]Chris refuses to do his chores; Mr. Omar decides to say whatever is on his mind.
Sun Apr 05 5:00 PM on KSTW [11]Chris finds Julius' men's magazine and brings it to school, where a bully steals it and the principal confiscates it.
Sun Apr 05 5:00 PM on KSTWDT [111]Chris finds Julius' men's magazine and brings it to school, where a bully steals it and the principal confiscates it.
Fri Apr 10 8:00 PM on KSTWDT [111]Chris and Greg try to find fake IDs so they can attend a concert; Rochelle plans a party for Julius.
Fri Apr 10 8:00 PM on KSTW [11]Chris and Greg try to find fake IDs so they can attend a concert; Rochelle plans a party for Julius.
Sun Apr 12 5:00 PM on KSTW [11]Chris runs into the law when he looks to the Bed-Stuy crooks for cookie-selling tips; Drew and Tanya are afflicted with chicken pox.
Sun Apr 12 5:00 PM on KSTWDT [111]Chris runs into the law when he looks to the Bed-Stuy crooks for cookie-selling tips; Drew and Tanya are afflicted with chicken pox.
Starring: Tichina Arnold
, Terry Crews
, Tyler James Williams
, Tequan Richmond
, Imani Hakim
, Vincent Martella
Directed by: Jeff Melman
Guests: Travis Flory
, Keesha Sharp
, Jacqueline Mazarella
, Mike Estime
, Gerald Emerick
, Hugh Dane
, Vivian Smallwood
, Blake Clark
, Darius Dudley
, Michael Carlton King
, Kiyoko
, Michael Emanuel
, Mark Tomesek
, Owen Smith
Manny (Ray Romano), Sid (John Leguizamo) and Diego (Denis Leary) reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. Animated. [PG]
Fri Apr 03 8:00 PM on FX Networks Inc. [53]Sat Apr 04 1:30 PM on FX Networks Inc. [53]Starring: Ray Romano
, John Leguizamo
, Denis Leary
, Queen Latifah
, Chris Wedge
, Josh Peck
, Jay Leno
, Seann William Scott
, Jason Fricchione
, Denny Dillon
Directed by: Carlos Saldanha
Producer: Lori Forte
When a professional thief (Martin Lawrence) robs a beachfront mansion, he catches the owner (Danny DeVito) in a compromising situation. [PG-13]
Fri Apr 03 8:00 PM on BET [56]Fri Apr 03 11:00 PM on BET [56]Tue Apr 07 1:00 PM on BET [56]Starring: Martin Lawrence
, Danny DeVito
, John Leguizamo
, Glenne Headly
, Carmen Ejogo
, Bernie Mac
, Larry Miller
, Nora Dunn
, Richard Schiff
, William Fichtner
, Ana Gasteyer
, Sascha Knopf
, Siobhan Fallon
, GQ
, Lenny Clarke
, Robin Brown
, Mike Moyer
, Darra Herman
, Julie Jirousek
, Kevin Cha
Directed by: Sam Weisman
Fri Apr 03 9:00 PM on Nickelodeon [127]Urkel's failed experiment accidentally causes him and Carl to shrink.
Fri Apr 03 9:30 PM on Nickelodeon [127]Naked Laura and Urkel unexpectedly meet in the shower.
Sat Apr 04 12:00 AM on Nickelodeon [40]Urkel's failed experiment accidentally causes him and Carl to shrink.
Sat Apr 04 12:30 AM on Nickelodeon [40]Naked Laura and Urkel unexpectedly meet in the shower.
Sat Apr 04 2:00 AM on Nickelodeon [127]Urkel's failed experiment accidentally causes him and Carl to shrink.
Sat Apr 04 2:30 AM on Nickelodeon [127]Naked Laura and Urkel unexpectedly meet in the shower.
Sat Apr 04 5:00 AM on Nickelodeon [40]Urkel's failed experiment accidentally causes him and Carl to shrink.
Sat Apr 04 5:30 AM on Nickelodeon [40]Naked Laura and Urkel unexpectedly meet in the shower.
Sat Apr 04 9:00 PM on Nickelodeon [127]A class project pairs Laura with Urkel.
Sat Apr 04 9:30 PM on Nickelodeon [127]Steve's cousin likes Eddie.
Sat Apr 04 11:00 PM on Nickelodeon [127]Eddie dumps Urkel as his partner in a basketball tournament.
Sat Apr 04 11:30 PM on Nickelodeon [127]Urkel becomes cool after drinking a potion.
Sun Apr 05 12:00 AM on Nickelodeon [40]A class project pairs Laura with Urkel.
Sun Apr 05 12:00 AM on Nickelodeon [127]A class project pairs Laura with Urkel.
Sun Apr 05 12:30 AM on Nickelodeon [40]Steve's cousin likes Eddie.
Sun Apr 05 12:30 AM on Nickelodeon [127]Steve's cousin likes Eddie.
Sun Apr 05 2:00 AM on Nickelodeon [40]Eddie dumps Urkel as his partner in a basketball tournament.
Sun Apr 05 2:30 AM on Nickelodeon [40]Urkel becomes cool after drinking a potion.
Sun Apr 05 3:00 AM on Nickelodeon [40]A class project pairs Laura with Urkel.
Sun Apr 05 3:30 AM on Nickelodeon [40]Steve's cousin likes Eddie.
Diverse people cross paths in the town of Llanview.
Fri Apr 03 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Mon Apr 06 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Tue Apr 07 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Wed Apr 08 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Thu Apr 09 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Fri Apr 10 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Mon Apr 13 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Tue Apr 14 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Wed Apr 15 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]Thu Apr 16 9:00 PM on SoapNet [158]An ancient mask transforms a drab bank clerk (Jim Carrey) into a grinning Romeo with superhuman powers. [PG-13]
Fri Apr 03 9:00 PM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Sat Apr 04 12:15 AM on Turner Broadcasting System [55]Starring: Jim Carrey
, Cameron Diaz
, Peter Riegert
, Peter Greene
, Amy Yasbeck
, Richard Jeni
, Orestes Matacena
, Timothy Bagley
, Nancy Fish
, Johnny Williams
Directed by: Chuck Russell
Producer: Robert Engelman
Gabriel (Christopher Walken) and other angels jealous of humanity wage war using a police detective (Elias Koteas) and the soul of a Korean War veteran. [R]
Fri Apr 03 9:00 PM on Independent Film Channel [503]Starring: Christopher Walken
, Elias Koteas
, Virginia Madsen
, Eric Stoltz
, Amanda Plummer
, Adam Goldberg
, Viggo Mortensen
, Moriah Snyder
, Emma Sheneh
, Nik Winterhawk
, J.C. Quinn
, Albert Nelson
, Steve Hytner
, Jeremy Williams-Hurner
, Emily Conforto
, Nick Gomez
, Christina Holmes
, Sand
Directed by: Gregory Widen
Producer: W.K. Border
, Michael Leary
Echo and Sierra are programmed as spy hunters when a traitor is discovered inside the Dollhouse; Ballard gets surprising news from Mellie.
Fri Apr 03 9:01 PM on KCPQDT [113]Fri Apr 03 9:01 PM on KCPQ [13]Fri Apr 10 9:01 PM on KCPQ [13]Fri Apr 10 9:01 PM on KCPQDT [113]Starring: Eliza Dushku
, Tahmoh Penikett
, Olivia Williams
, Fran Kranz
, Harry Lennix
, Enver Gjokaj
, Dichen Lachman
The little baseball misfits try for the title with a player's (Jackie Earle Haley) father (William Devane) as their coach. [PG]
Fri Apr 03 10:00 PM on Country Music Television [61]Sat Apr 04 5:30 PM on Country Music Television [61]Sun Apr 12 3:00 PM on Country Music Television [61]Sun Apr 12 10:00 PM on Country Music Television [61]Starring: William Devane
, Clifton James
, Jackie Earle Haley
, Jimmy Baio
, Chris Barnes
, Erin Blunt
, Jaime Escobedo
, George Gonzales
, Alfred Lutter
, Brett Marx
, David Pollock
, Quinn Smith
Directed by: Michael Pressman
Producer: Leonard Goldberg
A forensic psychiatrist (Al Pacino) must use all his skills and training to find the person who issued an ominous death threat. [R]
Fri Apr 03 11:00 PM on STARZ PST [534]Sat Apr 04 4:30 AM on STARZ PST [534]Sat Apr 04 3:20 PM on STARZ PST [534]Thu Apr 09 12:25 PM on STARZ PST [534]Thu Apr 09 1:50 PM on STARZ PST [534]Thu Apr 09 10:45 PM on STARZ PST [534]Fri Apr 10 8:50 AM on STARZ PST [534]Wed Apr 15 1:35 PM on STARZ PST [534]Wed Apr 15 10:50 PM on STARZ PST [534]Thu Apr 16 8:15 AM on STARZ PST [534]Starring: Al Pacino
, Alicia Witt
, Leelee Sobieski
, Amy Brenneman
, William Forsythe
, Deborah Kara Unger
, Benjamin McKenzie
, Neal McDonough
, Leah Cairns
, Stephen Moyer
, Christopher Redman
, Brendan Fletcher
, Michael Eklund
, Kristina Copeland
, Tammy Hui
, Vicky Huang
, Victoria Tennant
Directed by: Jon Avnet
Patty goes to extremes to win her case; Ellen's quest for revenge builds to its conclusion.
Fri Apr 03 11:00 PM on FX Networks Inc. [53]Sun Apr 05 11:00 PM on FX Networks Inc. [53]Starring: Glenn Close
, Ted Danson
, Rose Byrne
, Tate Donovan
, Noah Bean
, Zeljko Ivanek
, William Hurt
, Marcia Gay Harden
, Timothy Olyphant
Directed by: Todd A. Kessler
An Arkansas police chief (Bill Paxton) shows Los Angeles detectives how to stop three killers who are heading his way. [R]
Fri Apr 03 11:00 PM on Showtime Showcase [580]Fri Apr 10 1:30 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Tue Apr 14 2:35 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Starring: Bill Paxton
, Cynda Williams
, Billy Bob Thornton
, Michael Beach
, Jim Metzler
, Earl Billings
, Natalie Canerday
Directed by: Carl Franklin
Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race. [PG-13]
Fri Apr 03 11:00 PM on USA Network HD [672]Sat Apr 04 2:00 AM on USA Network [58]Sat Apr 04 7:00 AM on USA Network HD [672]Sat Apr 04 10:00 AM on USA Network [58]Starring: Johnny Knoxville
, Seann William Scott
, Jessica Simpson
, Burt Reynolds
, Joe Don Baker
, Willie Nelson
, Lynda Carter
, M. C. Gainey
, James Roday
, Michael Weston
, David Koechner
, Jacqui Maxwell
, Nikki Griffin
, Wayne Morgan
, Steve Lemme
Directed by: Jay Chandrasekhar
Producer: Bill Gerber
Fri Apr 03 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]SG-1 tries to control a rash of brutal attacks by an alien creature.
Fri Apr 03 11:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]With extinction imminent, the Asgard decide to hand over all of their knowledge and technology to the SG-1 team.
Sat Apr 04 1:00 AM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]Samantha Carter has a vision which leads her to a group of rebellious Goa'ulds.
Sat Apr 04 2:00 AM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]Samantha's dying father agrees to become a host for a Tok'ra.
Mon Apr 06 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]SG-1 tries to help Martin Lloyd with his film script as a cover story to keep the Stargate Program secret.
Tue Apr 07 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]Adria leads an attack on a Jaffa planet after the Jaffa modify an ancient device to make it capable of defeating the Ori.
Wed Apr 08 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]Vala gets amnesia when Trust agents working for the Goa'uld Athena capture her.
Thu Apr 09 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]Members of the Lucian Alliance attack and board the Odyssey, and Mitchell goes under cover to track it down.
Fri Apr 10 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]Mitchell and Carter must protect a village from occupation by Ori soldiers.
Sat Apr 11 1:00 AM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]O'Neill awakens in a future world in which the team is long dead.
Sat Apr 11 2:00 AM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]The SG-1 is imprisoned on Hathor's planet.
Mon Apr 13 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]SG-1 members begin a quest to find the Sangraal after landing on a planet where they believe it to be.
Tue Apr 14 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]SG-1 members work to help build the Sangraal before Adria and her Ori army can track them down.
Wed Apr 15 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]An experiment gone awry leaves Carter trapped in a parallel reality under martial law.
Thu Apr 16 6:00 PM on Sci-Fi Channel [59]Daniel Jackson asks SG-1 to help him in a plan that might be a trap; the team must save Jackson's life and try to end the war with the Ori.
Sat Apr 04 2:00 AM on TV Land [163]The family visits an amusement park in Cincinnati.
Sat Apr 04 2:30 AM on TV Land [163]Jan makes promises to win a most-popular-girl award.
Sat Apr 04 6:00 AM on TV Land [163]The Bradys think Alice is going to elope with Sam.
Sat Apr 04 6:30 AM on TV Land [163]The Bradys' new neighbors decide to adopt children.
Sat Apr 04 7:00 AM on TV Land [163]The boys meet former astronaut James McDivitt.
Sat Apr 04 7:30 AM on TV Land [163]Marcia wagers she can better Greg on a driver's test.
Sun Apr 05 11:00 PM on TV Land [163]The boys meet former astronaut James McDivitt.
Sun Apr 05 11:30 PM on TV Land [163]Marcia wagers she can better Greg on a driver's test.
Mon Apr 06 12:00 AM on TV Land [163]The Bradys' cousin Oliver (Robbie Rist) visits.
Mon Apr 06 12:30 AM on TV Land [163]Peter uses his exact double to trick his family.
Sat Apr 11 2:00 AM on TV Land [163]Bobby and Oliver think Mike is involved in espionage.
Sat Apr 11 2:30 AM on TV Land [163]Cindy becomes convinced she will be a movie star.
Sat Apr 11 6:00 AM on TV Land [163]Bobby and Oliver think Mike is involved in espionage.
Sat Apr 11 6:30 AM on TV Land [163]Cindy becomes convinced she will be a movie star.
Sat Apr 11 7:00 AM on TV Land [163]Mike's boss sends a pool table to the Bradys.
Sat Apr 11 7:30 AM on TV Land [163]Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation.
Sun Apr 12 11:00 PM on TV Land [163]Mike's boss sends a pool table to the Bradys.
Sun Apr 12 11:30 PM on TV Land [163]Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation.
Mon Apr 13 12:00 AM on TV Land [163]A widow and a widower combine families by marrying.
Mon Apr 13 12:30 AM on TV Land [163]Marcia thinks an advice column is about her family.
Starring: Robert Reed
, Florence Henderson
, Ann B. Davis
, Maureen McCormick
, Eve Plumb
, Susan Olsen
, Barry Williams
, Christopher Knight
, Mike Lookinland
Directed by: John Rich
Guests: Jo De Winter
As the threat of cancellation looms, a TV talk show host pulls an outrageous stunt in an attempt to boost his ratings. [R]
Sat Apr 04 2:30 AM on CineMAX [562]Sat Apr 04 5:30 AM on CineMAX [561]Sat Apr 04 5:30 AM on CineMAX High Definition [563]Starring: Rodney Dangerfield
, Debi Mazar
, Cindy Williams
, Burt Reynolds
, David Ogden Stiers
, Alan Rachins
Directed by: Peter Baldwin
Producer: Leslie Greif
A gang of murderous thugs terrorizes a group of drug users (Paul Bettany, Katy Carmichael, Hayley Carr) at an English mansion. [R]
Sat Apr 04 2:35 AM on Showtime Showcase [580]Wed Apr 15 11:15 PM on Showtime Showcase [580]Starring: Paul Bettany
, Katy Carmichael
, Hayley Carr
, Charlie Condou
, Alexandra Gilbreath
, William Marsh
, Kris Marshall
, Andy Nyman
, Cristian Solimeno
, Olivia Williams
Directed by: William Marsh
Producer: Richard Holmes
, Neil Peplow
A man (Robin Williams) who assembles films from people's memory chips finds a connection to his own darkest secret in the footage from a dead executive. [PG-13]
Sat Apr 04 3:25 AM on Independent Film Channel [503]Sat Apr 04 11:25 AM on Independent Film Channel [503]Starring: Robin Williams
, Mira Sorvino
, James Caviezel
, Mimi Kuzyk
, Thorn Bishops
, Brendan Fletcher
, Vincent Gale
, Casey Dubois
, Liam Ranger
, Leanne Adachi
, Stephanie Romanov
, Don Ackerman
Directed by: Omar Naim
Producer: Nick Wechsler
